Thursday, March 15, 2012

Types of "Sweldo"

Mga Klase Ng Sweldo....

Sibuyas Na Sweldo: Kapag hinati-hati mo na sa gastusin… mapapaluha ka

Pampapayat na Sweldo: Habang tumatagal pakonti ng pa konti ang natitirang pang kain mo.

Magic Sweldo: Konti kumpas lang ng kamay at, VOILA!... wala na sya.

Mala-bagyong Sweldo: Di ka sigurado kung kailang ito darating at kung gaano ito tatagal.

Korning Pelikulang Sweldo: Tinatawanan mo na lang para di ka mabwisit!

Konserbatibong Sweldo: Nakakawala ng inspirasyon!

Baog na Sweldo: Kahit anong trabaho ang gawin mo wala pa ring kalalabasan ito….

Reglang Sweldo: Isang beses isang buwan lang dumating at tumatagal lang ng 3 araw.

ikaw anong klaseng sweldo meron ka? *_^

Pigs Lucky Day!

Well, what do you know! (got this somewhere) hahaha!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now you've smiled at least once. (and God love that pig) :))